Monday, June 18, 2007

Humour

A Sardarji had a fourth child in his family. When they were about to leave the hospital, the nurse wanted to write down some information in the register for government records. She would ask and Sardar will answer.
Nurse:"Father"?
Sardar:"Banta Singh"
Nurse: "Mother"?
Sardar: "Manpreet Kaur"
Nurse : "Religion?"
Sardar: "Sikh"
Nurse: "Sex"?
Sardar: "No sex for the past three months".
Nurse: "Nationality"?
Sardar: "Chinese".
Nurse: "Chinese! How do you mean?"
Sardar: "I had read in a book that every fourth child born in the world is a Chinese".

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